smell my finger.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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