This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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