so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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