Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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