In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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