also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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