If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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