He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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