: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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