Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I am naked and annoyed.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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