Taylor Swift is so right about you.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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