Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
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