Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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