Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
party gras won. party gras always wins.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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