I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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