My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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