Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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