he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
How naked do you want me to be?
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