I think i peed on brittanys purse
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Randomize