hotel room ftw
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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