On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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