So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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