So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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