Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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