There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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