porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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