is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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