Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Randomize
