You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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