dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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