I feel like abortions should bother me more
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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