It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Someone came in the potted fern
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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