You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I have grass duct taped all over my body
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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