Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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