I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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