they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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