Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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