Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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