We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Randomize