Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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