Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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