just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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