He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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