Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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