We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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