Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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