You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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