Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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