She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
i out mim tonsoeep
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