So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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