Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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