He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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