I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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