then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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