In the airport and just saw a little boy put his head in his mother's crotch... I guess he took a whiff because he backed up and said loudly, "mommy your pee-pee is stinky!"
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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