if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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