I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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