I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Randomize
