she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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