I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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